A cat, and a tiger
Walking in the forest
They’re very tired.
“This damn forest
If you don’t have a car
You’re fucked!”
Says one of them
“True that
But where the hell would you find a car
In the forest…
You’re just a millenial.”
“Yeah
And how are we supposed to drive them anyway, right?
We’re just felines, at the end of the day.”
“My legs really hurt”
Says the cat.
“And this sun is literally burning me.”
“Have you researched online for a remedy?
We won’t find a car ’round here
But for sure we can put our paws on some good herb!”
So the cat is like
“Mmm kay…”
Shrugging the shoulders
Somehow
And then they search on Google for some herb
They map themselves to a small pond
And it’s the wrong one.
“Dang it.
I thought it was this one, cat
Really
Look at the map!”
“It’s ok
It’s only 5 minutes
Let’s just walk.”
So they reach the bigger pond
The correct one
And there they find a small fountain
It’s a special natural spring
Flowing inside the pond
It’s watering some sort of special floating leaf
It’s a very small leaf
Like a sprout.
They squeeze it and make an ointment
They apply it on the cat’s leg
And BOOM!
“Healed.”
Goes the cat.
It’s a very strong perfume
Aromatic
Smells almost like oregano
Combined with the sunburns
The cat is smelling really really funky right now
Almost,
Almost like a…
The tiger eats the cat.
The end