Love is the Mind Killer

There’s a Mustang, red, with a modified muffer which can now shoot bullets and flames. The car can also modify its shape, move its joints, and even sort of stand up and walk like a T-Rex.

Riding it, is a round little ball of fluff. His name is Jeoffrey.

Jeoffrey has a very cute smile, and two nice big smart shiny bright blue eyes. He’s always busy doing cute little things, but tonight… He’s going to take over this town.

LET’S FEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKING SLAY TONIGHT HUM-HUM!!

His voice is freaky and sounds completely insane. Hum-Hum is the red Mustang’s name.

Sure as hell Jeoffrey.

Replies the car in a cool deep voice.

Let’s smoke some fools.

They ride into the town and put everybody in a panic. Bullets are flying everywhere, people are running in and out of buildings, everywhere, even towards the camera, shouting. Everywhere is panic.

PTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRGH

Goes the flamethrowers.
Jeoffrey’s delighted.

YOU’RE SUCH A GOOD COOK HUM-HUM, YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSIDER TO OPEN YOUR OWN BISTRO IN TOWN

For some reason his voice’s still freaky and mad.
Then, on the other side of the town, the Blue Eagle awaits. He has a big laser gun and represents Law and Order in that place.

Hey, kids. Didn’t your parents tell you that you shouldn’t play with fire?

He looks pretty cool in his uniform. His special headset, with a green lens and a special viewfinder for the laser, gloriously shines in the sun while he winks to the reader.

He gets shot in the head. A bullet trepass his forehead, and he falls on the ground, without a sound.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Goes Jeoffrey.

NICE SHOT MMHHAHARHRHEGA HUM-HUM

And licks the gunmetal.
Then, they burn all the buildings, and rise a huge bonfire in the middle of the square.

A little girl is watching the scene. They notice her, but she’s not scared.
She hugs Jeoffrey.

A single tear sheds his face.
Hum-Hum brings them home.
The car disappears in the horizon.
There’s a red twilight.
The end.

 

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