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Kung Food

July 27, 2020

So, there’s a fight.

An epic fight.

A venerable Kung Fu Master.

And a Ninja Chef.

They fight, but for some reason it all looks in 2D
Like an arcade fighting game…

The Kung Fu fighter levitates, and strikes with his invisible fist!

The Ninja parries with his katana

thud
thud
thud
thud

Man it really feels like those Street Fighter parry’s sound effects

Anyhow…

The Ninja prepares for the next lethal move
After the parry, he can just combo it in.

He takes out a scroll
He opens it!

fssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He shows it to the opponent

昨日はてめえの寿司に
毒を入れたぜぇぇぇぃ

Which in Japanese
It means:

Yesterday I poisoned your fucking sushi!

The venerable Kung Fu master brings his hands to his neck
Starts choking…

“Damn it!!! You bastard…”

NINJA CHEF—
WINS

Kung Fu

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