So, there’s a fight.
An epic fight.
A venerable Kung Fu Master.
And a Ninja Chef.
They fight, but for some reason it all looks in 2D
Like an arcade fighting game…
The Kung Fu fighter levitates, and strikes with his invisible fist!
The Ninja parries with his katana
thud
thud
thud
thud
Man it really feels like those Street Fighter parry’s sound effects
Anyhow…
The Ninja prepares for the next lethal move
After the parry, he can just combo it in.
He takes out a scroll
He opens it!
fssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He shows it to the opponent
昨日はてめえの寿司に
毒を入れたぜぇぇぇぃ
Which in Japanese
It means:
Yesterday I poisoned your fucking sushi!
The venerable Kung Fu master brings his hands to his neck
Starts choking…
“Damn it!!! You bastard…”
NINJA CHEF—
WINS