Hi! I’m the author of this website. People say that I’m a mind reader sometimes, but I’m more of a mind writer.
Don’t believe me?
Wanna have some fresh thoughts you wouldn’t have?
What about…
A pack of horses.
It’s assaulting a town
OMG!!!
😳
But
It’s evil horses
They’re beating up people and stealing cars
They’re throwing rocks on the shop’s glasses
It’s horrible
Old ladies are shouting
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!….. IT’S THE HORSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
It’s a mess
Fire everywhere
Alarms going off
Police sirens
The helicopters come
THTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHR
But the horses are smart
They hide behind cars and they shoot back with their AK47s
RRT-Tr-T-T-Tr-T-T-Tr-T-T-T-rT-T-T-T-r-T-T-rT-rT-T-T-Tt
Only one thing can stop them
Strippers!
EHY LOOK, IT’S THE STRIPPERS!
Shout the kids.
YAY!!
A weirdly moustached guy is witnessing the scene from afar
I’ve never been this happy to see them.
He’s not lying
An army of strippers floods out from some police trucks
Half naked on high heels
They are walking in a clumsy way because of those shoes
Like Zombies
But they are strong
They start beating up the horses
With whips
The horses cry
And everybody knows then
That they were actually good in their soul
AWWWWWWWWW
The reason why they were behaving in such a mad way
Was because of a evil fungi
That was put in their grass food
By the actually evil cows.
*Zoom on the cow face*
The end.
(Continues…)