I don’t want to write a story
So I will tell you
About that storyteller
Who didn’t want to write a story.
He started by staring at the screen
“I DON’T WANT TO WRITE A STORYYYYYYY”
And then he didn’t.
He fell asleep on the keyboard
And hit some keys
And in a completely random
But fortunate coincidence of events
He wrote this precise story
With his head
Sleeping on the keyboardasdfahsoihoanefa.