In the secret Gnome Village that rises on one of the shoes inside the closet behind the door, everybody speaks a very peculiar language: Micrognomese.
It is, in fact, the smallest language in the world.
Every word is composed by 1 or 2 letters at most. Letters are so tiny that when you read a sentence, it looks like it’s just a line of dots.
“.. . . . . . .. .. .”
“. . .. . . .!”
The pronunciation as you might expect is very narrow and tight. Most of the consonants are silent anyway (and virtually all vowels are omitted, except in formal language when “.” is sometimes used instead).
There is only one really big and loud word, in Micrognomese.
It is “OOOOOOOOOOOOOORGHTZZZZ”, and it means poop.