Kung Fu

So, there’s a fight.

An epic fight.

A venerable Kung Fu Master.

And a Ninja Chef.

They fight, but for some reason it all looks in 2D
Like an arcade fighting game…

The Kung Fu fighter levitates, and strikes with his invisible fist!

The Ninja parries with his katana

thud
thud
thud
thud

Man it really feels like those Street Fighter parry’s sound effects

Anyhow…

The Ninja prepares for the next lethal move
After the parry, he can just combo it in.

He takes out a scroll
He opens it!

fssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He shows it to the opponent

昨日はてめえの寿司に
毒を入れたぜぇぇぇぃ

Which in Japanese
It means:

Yesterday I poisoned your fucking sushi!

The venerable Kung Fu master brings his hands to his neck
Starts choking…

“Damn it!!! You bastard…”

NINJA CHEF—
WINS

There’s a well respected Kung Fu master.

He’s been training for a very long amount of time
To land his signature move.

It is a very special Kung Fu move
An epic move.

With this move,
He will be able to do everything.
Make every other move,
Every other action of everybody else
Every single motion or movement, in the whole universe
Every single step, every single act, of every single creature
In the whole space-time continuum.

At the same time.

The training is over
He prepares
He charges
He pauses.

HE STRIKES!!!!!!!!!!

He does everything
He even writes this story.