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Metamorphorses

August 18, 2020

Once, a horse was riding free in the meadows.

It was a beautiful white horse.

His name was Horse.

Horse wanted to reach the rainbow, so he ran and ran, faster and faster.

At every storm, Horse was warming up, doing squats and lounges, like a real horse.

So, one day, the rainbow was particularly shiny and radiant.

Horse was headed towards it.

He was pretty fast.

He was pretty damn fast, look at him!

He’s almost reaching the rainbow, OMG!!!

But, suddenly, a leprechaun appears…

He’s unscrewing the rainbow from the ground, to lift it up and carry it away to some other post-storm location.

Apparently, that’s how it goes…

Horse was flabbergasted.

“WHAT!? A leprechaun is unscrewing the rainbow!!!”

The screws were massive, and they were jointed to some huge tusk-shaped horns, which were then in turn screwed in the ground by the leprechaun to keep the rainbow in place.

As soon as the leprechaun saw Horse, he started to freak out.

“AN INTRUDER!!!”

And he started shooting small arrows with his crossbow, trying to stun Horse.

Horse was deflecting every bullet with his Ninja and Kung Fu skills, using in particular his famoous Horse style, for which he was renown and respected in the whole country.

He was super determined to touch the rainbow, but…

An arrow hit him, right in the middle of his forehead.

“OH NO!!! IT HURTS! BLOOD, BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!”

He started to shout in Horsese.

But nobody was there to listen, and the leprechaun was gone too, and so his precious rainbow…

He sighed, and prepared to come back home, when he saw something!

A sparkle in the grass?

It was one of those large tusk-shaped horns to fix the rainbow to the ground, jointed to a screw, exactly the shape and size of the projectile’s hole in Horse’s forehead.

“I has an idea.”

And that, kids, is how unicorns got their famous horn.

Horses’ Hearts

June 25, 2020

Hi! I’m the author of this website. People say that I’m a mind reader sometimes, but I’m more of a mind writer.
Don’t believe me?
Wanna have some fresh thoughts you wouldn’t have?
What about…

A pack of horses.

It’s assaulting a town
OMG!!!
😳
But
It’s evil horses
They’re beating up people and stealing cars
They’re throwing rocks on the shop’s glasses
It’s horrible
Old ladies are shouting

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!….. IT’S THE HORSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

It’s a mess
Fire everywhere
Alarms going off
Police sirens
The helicopters come

THTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHR

But the horses are smart
They hide behind cars and they shoot back with their AK47s

RRT-Tr-T-T-Tr-T-T-Tr-T-T-T-rT-T-T-T-r-T-T-rT-rT-T-T-Tt

Only one thing can stop them

Strippers!

EHY LOOK, IT’S THE STRIPPERS!

Shout the kids.

YAY!!

A weirdly moustached guy is witnessing the scene from afar

I’ve never been this happy to see them.

He’s not lying
An army of strippers floods out from some police trucks
Half naked on high heels
They are walking in a clumsy way because of those shoes
Like Zombies
But they are strong
They start beating up the horses
With whips
The horses cry
And everybody knows then
That they were actually good in their soul

AWWWWWWWWW

The reason why they were behaving in such a mad way
Was because of a evil fungi
That was put in their grass food
By the actually evil cows.
*Zoom on the cow face*
The end.

(Continues…)

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