Once, the Gods created an object so massive, that it would gravitationally attract to it whatever was in the rest of the entire universe. It was as heavy as a very heavy giant ball of rock, with the consistency of steel, actually way more. It wasn’t a mere black hole, mind you. It was way more heavy than that.
As soon as this thing was created, people thoughts started to gravitate towards it, and of course also bodies and objects and the whole rest of the show. The Moon, the Sun, the Gods themselves were all invariably attracted to orbit around this mega-massive thing, which couldn’t just stop magnetizing everything to itself like a neverending gluttonous monstruosity.
What was it, you ask?
It was a comment on Facebook, of somebody who was blatantly wrong about a hot topic, and it had thousands of Likes but no replies.
Yet.