My date was a disaster.
It was a real disaster. Literally. A catastrophe.
I found it on a Disaster Dating App — Thunder.
It was a storm.
But it didn’t last long.
It was a One Night Storm.
Then I tried dating a tornado, but I found it quite disengaged, it was more interested in sweeping than in swiping.
I wanted a serious, long lasting relationship, with a focus on boundaries, personal space, and hygiene.
Thus, this year I went with a pandemic.
I’m so happy about it, but now our relationship is weakening.
I wonder if it will last?