Hi! I’m the author of this website. People say that I’m a mind reader sometimes, but I’m more of a mind writer.
Don’t believe me?
Wanna have some fresh thoughts you wouldn’t have?
A pack of horses.
It’s assaulting a town
It’s evil horses
They’re beating up people and stealing cars
They’re throwing rocks on the shop’s glasses
Old ladies are shouting
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!….. IT’S THE HORSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
It’s a mess
Alarms going off
The helicopters come
But the horses are smart
They hide behind cars and they shoot back with their AK47s
Only one thing can stop them
EHY LOOK, IT’S THE STRIPPERS!
Shout the kids.
A weirdly moustached guy is witnessing the scene from afar
I’ve never been this happy to see them.
He’s not lying
An army of strippers floods out from some police trucks
Half naked on high heels
They are walking in a clumsy way because of those shoes
But they are strong
They start beating up the horses
The horses cry
And everybody knows then
That they were actually good in their soul
The reason why they were behaving in such a mad way
Was because of a evil fungi
That was put in their grass food
By the actually evil cows.
*Zoom on the cow face*